A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

class is canceled. My professor died.

A guy walks into a bar

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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