Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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