How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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