wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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A women left the kitchen.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How old are you? 7

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Justin Bieber

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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