What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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i found waldo.

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Where's my baby??

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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