- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

what's up? my penis.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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