- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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