- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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