- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

I named my son ps2 controller

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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