- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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