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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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