chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i saw amango it splootered

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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