- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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