what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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