What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

A guy walks into a bar

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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