- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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