A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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woman's rights

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Anti Joke

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