- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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