- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

i am a dino. RAWR.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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