Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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hi michael

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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