- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Cancer

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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