- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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