Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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