Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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