Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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