why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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