- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

. . I am a whale

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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