Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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