Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Weaner

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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