Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Cancer

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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