This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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