When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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