What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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you will like this because i am black.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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