- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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