Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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