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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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