- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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