Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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