- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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