Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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