- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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