A man died.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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An Asian with a big dick.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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jews

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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where's mom I killed her

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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