What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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