- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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