- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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