- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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