What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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