- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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