When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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