Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Cripples are lame.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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123 f*ck off

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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