What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Andoni was here

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Death by kayak

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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