So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Homo say what?

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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