Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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69

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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