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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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