- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??