What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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jews

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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