What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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mikey is cute

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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