How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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swag

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Dwarf Shortage

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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