- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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