- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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