- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A hill billy went fishing

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.