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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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