- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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