- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

woman's rights

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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