Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

batman farted so hes retarded

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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