What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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The jets are a good team..

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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