How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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theres a fat guy

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I like to eat.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Women rights.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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