Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Anti Joke

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