- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

I'm Coming

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

mikey is cute

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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