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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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