Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Justin's life

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

a dyslexic man walked his god.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops