What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Gustavo Andrade

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Go away still nothing to see

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Ross.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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